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Leah's avatar

Also, it's funny that Duke and Carolina are in separate states. It must be fate.

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Skarmory's avatar

lmaoo i can't believe the election ended up being a tie

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Eli Powell's avatar

Congratulations on becoming the President of the Secret States. (Unfortunately, POTSS doesn't have the same ring to it as POTUS.)

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Skarmory's avatar

POTSS with POTS!

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Leah's avatar

Chicago by Sufjan Stevens has to be the official state song of Chicago. As president, I will accept nothing less.

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Eli Powell's avatar

The President has spoken!

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Steven's avatar

I'm the president of the secret states of america! No way!

Also cool article. Proud to be a resident of the state of Portland.

Also you forgot Missouri State. Some may say "Missouri is real" umm no it is not

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Eli Powell's avatar

I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize them

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