I would go to school if Rocco Baldelli was the teacher, the Twin Cities cream alts were the uniforms, the Metro Blue Line was the bus, and Red Cow braised beef poutine was the lunch.
I would too. (I have no idea what Red Cow Poutine is and the Metro Blue Line is. Probably Minnesota things. But Rocco Baldelli is there and the good jerseys are the uniforms.) But alas, I'm stuck in a suburban Portland building, where my teachers are NOT professional baseball managers, and the closest thing we have to a uniform is the random group of popular kids wearing way-too-expensive shoes.
Bookmarking this so I can laugh at Eli later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poL6M_kSNUg
Kelenic IS making it as a big leaguer. It's guaranteed. It will happen. please trust me. this is the year i swear.
It seems none of y'all are supporting the D-Backs Cinderella run I am (I got em to the NLDS as the 4 seed in the NL)
I personally have Mets winning a Subway Series World Series in 6. A's as the worst team in the league (54 wins)
Also, someone will break Aaron Judges HR record, as David said. That player? Dylan Moore. So will Sam Haggerty. And the rest of the Mariners.
I also smell some very slight Twins bias. Just a little bit.
anyway gotta "pay attention in class" now (we all know that means watching baseball)
I would go to school if Rocco Baldelli was the teacher, the Twin Cities cream alts were the uniforms, the Metro Blue Line was the bus, and Red Cow braised beef poutine was the lunch.
I would too. (I have no idea what Red Cow Poutine is and the Metro Blue Line is. Probably Minnesota things. But Rocco Baldelli is there and the good jerseys are the uniforms.) But alas, I'm stuck in a suburban Portland building, where my teachers are NOT professional baseball managers, and the closest thing we have to a uniform is the random group of popular kids wearing way-too-expensive shoes.